I finally remember part of a dream and this is what I get?
I dreamed I was the male part of a couple, and we were quietly breaking up in the bathroom of a hotel room while our female friend slept just outside the door. So we were being very calm and very quiet, unnaturally so. I was trying to convince my girlfriend that I would start making better (or any) decisions, and she was casually putting on false eyelashes.
So. What do you all make of that?